JK Haru is a Sex Worker in Another World: Summer by Ko Hiratori & J-TA YAMADA & Emily Balistrieri & Aimee Zink

Author:Ko Hiratori & J-TA YAMADA & Emily Balistrieri & Aimee Zink
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: J-Novel Club

I Wanted To Save You Like A Hero, Cont.

Wait—holy... Is this marijuana?

Hot sun shone down on the forest.

Like the book I bought at Comiket with a sweltering hot babe on the cover, this summer seemed like it was going to be wonderful. But my gaze and ambitions were riveted on the criminal plant before my eyes.

Moisture, the smell of grass, and bugsong. No other people around. I surveyed the area carefully before reaching out for the forbidden flora.

No doubt about it. This was the real thing.

Time to strike it rich. No, this was my chance to rule the world.Does this other world have drug culture? If not, then I’m the kingpin starting today.A young gangster moving up in the world through the power of dope.

I used my subweapon, a short sword, to harvest as much as I could. A crazy smile crept over my face, and my heart pounded out a crazy beat.

Corruption, pleasure—a life of high leisure—set on my mark, I’m about to join the dark. The summer of my boyhood is over today—get a taste for violent crime and live authentically. That’s right—a cool new me. Starting right now the rest of y’all are zeros. Why’s that you say? Cuz baby, I’m the hero. Your dawg Endless Crimson Rain’s about to go viral. Smoke the weed he grows and you’ll be seeing spirals. Buddha on the Ganges cracking up on grass. Getcher rope ’n roach—you’ll be flat on your ass. Welcome to the other-world underground. Here Chiba’s God, so ya better bow down.

Endless Crimson Rain’s about to go viral (chorus fade out).

“Oh, boldgrass. I can wash as many pairs of panties as I want! Thanks.”

When I made a sweaty return and showed off the marijuana to Haru, who was doing laundry out behind the brothel, she said something nutty.

Panties? What is she talking about?

“Look, there’s a picture of the leaf on the detergent container, even. If you take it to the manufacturer, they’ll process it for you. It’s cheaper than buying it premade.”

“Wait, you gotta be shitting me. It’s just soap? I busted my ass gathering this in the hot sun! I wrote an underworld theme song! No fair.”

“That’s not my problem. More importantly, I can have this, right? I’ll share it with everyone. You really did us a favor. Love flavor!”

With that fucking irritating rhyme, Haru took the boldgrass previously known as marijuana.

I couldn’t believe it. What an absurd other world this is. Why use marijuana on underwear? Is this airport customs?

Agh. Nothing goes my way in this world. What does it even exist for?

Should I just go home, rub one out, and sleep?Just as I was thinking that, I sensed a presence and stopped in my tracks.How long has that thing been there?

A mystery creature was eating the boldgrass leaves I’d dropped with what seemed like its mouth. I got into combat stance out of habit, but the creature didn’t look up from the grass. It just kept rubbing itself on the ground, munching.

It was weird to call it a creature, but it was too odd-looking to be a demon.

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